

2018 Offseason: What's Been Done & What Still Needs to Happen
The Mariners and GM Jerry Dipoto have been suspiciously quiet this off-season. Eager for a bit of action, the MM editors have taken up...


The Positives & Negatives of Whiffing on Ohtani
The morning of Dec. 8 was nothing short of a kick to the dick for Mariner fans. When news broke that Shohei Ohtani was signing with the...


2017: Just How Streaky Were We?
For every Mariner Muse released this season, we tracked our happiness according to 5 different team categories. Eventually, we charted...


2017: The Good, The Bad, & The WTF
Win streaks and losing streaks. RBI leaders and career low seasons. Cy Young contenders, Wild Card contenders, and contenders for the...


Remember these guys? (They pitched this year)
When Shae Simmons entered Sunday’s game to take the mound in relief, a record was achieved at Safeco Field. It wasn’t necessarily the...


Final Month: What'll It Take?
October is coming. Will the Mariners be there? “Probably not,” history says. But there’s always hope, isn’t there? This team has shown an...


Five Takes on the Current Ners
In today’s hot take sports fan culture, one of the go-to analytical tropes is to evaluate a player’s current greatness by comparing him...


2017 All Star Break: How We Should Proceed
To buy or not to buy? That is the question. Every year at this point in the season, teams face the difficult decision of whether to...


2017 All Star Break: How We Got Here
Alright, so we’re four games under .500 as we head into the All Star Break in this 2017 season. The Ners have had moments of promising...
