

How to follow a bad team with a good future
July 2019 represents a profoundly strange time to be a Mariners fan. A franchise that rarely boasts defined direction and concrete hope...


Dan Vogelbach & The Poll Heard 'Round the World
I have two confessions to make. The first is going to be unpopular: the Mariner Muse is still not convinced by Dan Vogelbach. Well, at...


MLB: Are the best getting better and the worst getting worse?
Do you remember June? Glorious, glorious June when the odds the Mariners made the playoffs were above 75% and the Oakland A’s were a mere...


The Ners' 2018 Season has Been Bad...But at Least We're Not the Angels!
Before the season began, I wrote an article justifying why the Los Angeles Angels are my least favorite team in all of sports. The...


Revive '95
It’s Mariners Day. Can we rekindle the magic of old? Happy Mariners Day. On August 24, 1995, Ken Griffey Junior hit a two-run home run...


Where Are They Ner? (August)
Russell Branyan | First Base Ner From: 2009-2010 Best Ner Moment: Branyan’s 2009 season was a glittery spot in the middle of the dead...


Canó: First Base, Second Base, Third Base, or...?
The Ners’ second baseman has returned. How should we use him? When Robinson Canó went down with a broken hand in May, the Ners’ future...


Simsisms of July
Alright, you all know that we at MM absolutely love Ners broadcaster Dave Sims. He’s got one of the best spirits in the game, has an...


The Felix Question
If we make the playoffs, how should The King be used? Felix Hernandez is not the Cy Young winner we grew used to during the past 17 years...


We're 58-39. What's next?
Last year, the All Star Break MM article was published as “We’re 43-47. What’s next?” Now, we are happy to inform you that the 2018 Ners...
