

Dan Vogelbach & The Poll Heard 'Round the World
I have two confessions to make. The first is going to be unpopular: the Mariner Muse is still not convinced by Dan Vogelbach. Well, at...


The Ners' 2018 Season has Been Bad...But at Least We're Not the Angels!
Before the season began, I wrote an article justifying why the Los Angeles Angels are my least favorite team in all of sports. The...


Revive '95
It’s Mariners Day. Can we rekindle the magic of old? Happy Mariners Day. On August 24, 1995, Ken Griffey Junior hit a two-run home run...


We're 58-39. What's next?
Last year, the All Star Break MM article was published as “We’re 43-47. What’s next?” Now, we are happy to inform you that the 2018 Ners...


I said go 12-14. We Went 17-9.
Two Muses ago, I looked at the then-upcoming June calendar and shivered. The prospect of our Mariners – hot off their best start since...


Rotation Roundup: June 19
Felix Hernandez: B It’s looking like Felix is simply a B-grade pitcher this year. He’s had flashes of brilliance – that game against...


12-14: The Quest for June
It is June 4th, and the Mariners are currently 15 games over .500 – their best mark to-date since 2003, when they were an astounding 21...


Pitching Breakdown: How James Paxton Moved from 16 K's to 0 Hits
In the Rotation Roundup in the latest edition of the Mariner Muse, I called on James Paxton to take the next step to becoming an elite...


Rotation Roundup: May 7
Disclaimer: this was originally published in Monday's off-day newsletter. While a few edits have been made, the majority of the text is...


Conspiracy Theory: The MLB is Telling Players to Fight
Over the course of just a few days, shit has the fan at Coors Field. And at Fenway Park. And at Busch Stadium. I’ll start with...
