All 30 MLB Teams Walk into a Bar
At one point last year, an article circulated social media that posited what the scene would be like if all fifty states walked into a...
Trade Tree: Erasmo Ramírez
Alternative Title: The Present and Future Hope of Ners First Basemen NOTE: For a better reading experience of our Trade Trees, be sure to...
Which Position is More Depressing: LF or C?
Part II: The Catcher Argument In the June 5th edition of the Mariner Muse, Patrick Leary laid out his argument for why left field is...
Trade Tree: Carlos Silva
FOREWORD: This is a short Trade Tree – because there’s simply nothing good to say about it. On December 18, 2009, it was announced that...
Where Are They Ner? (June)
Ever wonder where that one prospect who never panned out ended up? What that one reliever you used to hate is doing now? We could tell...
Simsisms of May
As you well know, we at MM absolutely love Ners broadcaster Dave Sims. He has one of the best spirits in the game, has an extensive...
Which Position is More Depressing: LF or C?
The history of the Seattle Mariners is a depressing, rather pathetic tale. However, in most aspects, you can find some sort of silver...