

Which Position is More Depressing: LF or C?
Part II: The Catcher Argument In the June 5th edition of the Mariner Muse, Patrick Leary laid out his argument for why left field is...


Trade Tree: Carlos Silva
FOREWORD: This is a short Trade Tree – because there’s simply nothing good to say about it. On December 18, 2009, it was announced that...


Where Are They Ner? (June)
Ever wonder where that one prospect who never panned out ended up? What that one reliever you used to hate is doing now? We could tell...


Simsisms of May
As you well know, we at MM absolutely love Ners broadcaster Dave Sims. He has one of the best spirits in the game, has an extensive...


Which Position is More Depressing: LF or C?
The history of the Seattle Mariners is a depressing, rather pathetic tale. However, in most aspects, you can find some sort of silver...


The Curious Case of Ariel Miranda
When it comes to starting pitchers, Ariel Miranda is the best luck the Mariners have had in the past decade. Okay, it’s out there. I...


Trade Tree: The 2005 Draft & A Bunch of Shit
FOREWORD: This Trade Tree takes a slightly different approach compared to the past two. Instead of an examination of players in an...


The Forgotten Feat of the 2003 Rotation
Before announcing they would skip the fifth spot in the rotation after Monday’s off-day, the Mariners were headed for the possibility of...


Where Are They Ner? (April)
Ever wonder where that one prospect who never panned out ended up? Where that one reliever you used to hate is doing now? We could tell...


Simsisms of April
We at MM absolutely love Ners broadcaster Dave Sims. He has one of the best spirits in the game, has an extensive knowledge of baseball...
