

Dan Vogelbach & The Poll Heard 'Round the World
I have two confessions to make. The first is going to be unpopular: the Mariner Muse is still not convinced by Dan Vogelbach. Well, at...


The Ners' 2018 Season has Been Bad...But at Least We're Not the Angels!
Before the season began, I wrote an article justifying why the Los Angeles Angels are my least favorite team in all of sports. The...


Revive '95
It’s Mariners Day. Can we rekindle the magic of old? Happy Mariners Day. On August 24, 1995, Ken Griffey Junior hit a two-run home run...


Canó: First Base, Second Base, Third Base, or...?
The Ners’ second baseman has returned. How should we use him? When Robinson Canó went down with a broken hand in May, the Ners’ future...


Part II: An Optimist, A Pessimist, & A Realist Walk into Safeco Field
At the beginning of the season, we published an article that presented three views on how this Seattle Mariners season would go: an...


12-14: The Quest for June
It is June 4th, and the Mariners are currently 15 games over .500 – their best mark to-date since 2003, when they were an astounding 21...


Conspiracy Theory: The MLB is Telling Players to Fight
Over the course of just a few days, shit has the fan at Coors Field. And at Fenway Park. And at Busch Stadium. I’ll start with...


2018's Bogus Schedule Has Actually Helped the Ners
The scheduling of the opening two weeks of the Mariners’ 2018 campaign has been a complete disaster, but that may not be a bad thing. If...


Ranking the Best & Worst Mariner Slogans Ever Used
When I heard what the 2018 Mariners slogan was, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Not only was it plain, nondescript, and brutally...


12 Mariners That Could Sneakily Impact This Season
Everybody knows Nelson Cruz, James Paxton, and Robby Cano will be critical for the success of the Ners this season. But what about the...
